coffeeeholic II

you know you're Drinking too much coffee when...



you can outlast the energizer bunny


you short out motion detectors.

you have a conniption over spilled milk,


you don't even wait for the water to boil anymore


your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.


you think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

you don't tan, you roast

you don't get mad, you get steamed!

your three favorites things in life are coffee before... coffee during... coffee after...:)


your lover uses soft lights, romantic music and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the MOOD.

you can't even remember your second cup...


you help your dog chase its tail.


you soak your dentures in coffee overnight

your first aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup!


lastly, you introduce your spouse as your COFFEEMATE!!!!

coffeeeeholic

You will know you're drinking too much COFFEE when:.........


you answer the door before people knock.

you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

you speed walk in your sleep..

you haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse!!!

you have bumper sticker that says: "COFFEE DRINKERS ARE GOOD IN THE SACK".

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you sleep with your eyes open.

you have to watch videos in fast forward.

THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE STANDING STILL IS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE.

you spend every vacation visiting "MAXWELL HOUSE".

you've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week..

your eyes stays open when u sneeze..:P

you chew on other people's fingernails...

the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse!

your t-shirt says"DECAFFEINATED coffee is the devil's blend".