Friday, February 15, 2008

coffeeeholic II

you know you're Drinking too much coffee when...

you can outlast the energizer bunny

you short out motion detectors

you have a conniption over spilled milk,

you don't even wait for the water to boil anymore

your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

you think being called a "drip" is a compliment.

you don't tan, you roast

you don't get mad, you get steamed!

your three favorites things in life are coffee before... coffee during... coffee after...:)

your lover uses soft lights, romantic music and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the MOOD.

you can't even remember your second cup...

you help your dog chase its tail.

you soak your dentures in coffee overnight

your first aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup!

lastly, you introduce your spouse as your COFFEEMATE!!!!