Friday, January 25, 2008
You will know you're drinking too much COFFEE when:.........
you answer the door before people knock.
you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
you speed walk in your sleep..
you haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse!!!
you have bumper sticker that says: "COFFEE DRINKERS ARE GOOD IN THE SACK".
you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you sleep with your eyes open.
you have to watch videos in fast forward.
THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE STANDING STILL IS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE.
you spend every vacation visiting "MAXWELL HOUSE".
you've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week..
your eyes stays open when u sneeze..:P
you chew on other people's fingernails...
the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse!
your t-shirt says"DECAFFEINATED coffee is the devil's blend".